My mum is single, and today she asked me what i expected if she ought to get a boyfriend. I said:
handsome, likes kids, sporty, fun, makes A LOT of money, smart, can do my home work for me and is not british (british have fugly teeth), oh and is strong, creative, respects us, really loves you and doesn't smoke or drink.
all that.
and My mum responded:
that's what every girl wants.
(No wonder Mum is still single.)
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